BATTLE OF THE SEXES

[Karan]:  My friend Tracey loves sending me humourous emails and has just emailed me this, which I think you will find amusing too, particularly so from the woman's perspective. 

Don't worry though fellas as we don't get off entirely scott free.  Here we have eight words that have two meanings, entirely dependant upon your gender...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's bonnet

Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another

Male: Playing football with only three defenders

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women whilst going out with this one

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book
Male: Anything that can be done whilst drinking beer

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by product of indigestion
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes