INTEGRATED DISHWASHER SALE!

We have a couple of amazing dishwashers on very special offer at the moment, but it's whilst stocks last, so if you want one, you best call Karan on (01536) 415280 to reserve yours now.  Ready?  Here goes...

This superb 60cm integrated dishwasher from Rangemaster offers 12 place settings and 7 wash programmes. It has an efficiency rating of AAA for energy, wash performance and drying and has a 52 decibel noise level. This unit is designed to be completely hidden behind a furniture door and will require a cold water feed and a waste outlet.

Here's the summary of goodies:

12 place settings, 7 programmes, Quick wash programme, Delicate programme, Pre-rinse, LED control panel, Time remaining indicator, Delay timer, Rinse aid indicator, Salt level indicator, Height adjustable top basket, Cutlery basket, Adjustable racking, Anti-food devices, Noise level 52 dB, Energy consumption 1.05 Kwh, Water consumption 15 litres, Energy rating A, Wash performance A, Drying performance A, Dimensions: H820 x W600 x D580mm

Normal RRP: £452, but your exclusive IKD Special Offer Price is just £225!

Or, if that's too big, how about this little beauty...

This super fantastic 45cm integrated dishwasher from Rangemaster offers 9 place settings and 6 wash programmes. It has an efficiency rating of AAA for energy, wash performance and drying and has a 54 decibel noise level. This unit is designed to be completely hidden behind a furniture door and will require a cold water feed and a waste outlet.

Here's a list of the goodies:

9 place settings, 6 programmes, Quick wash programme, Delicate programme, Pre-rinse, LED control panel, Time remaining indicator, Delay timer, Rinse aid indicator, Salt level indicator, Height adjustable top basket, Cutlery basket, Adjustable racking, Anti-food device, Noise level 54 dB, Energy consumption 0.8 Kwh, Water consumption 15 litres, Energy rating A, Wash performance A, Drying performance A, Dimensions: H820 x W450 x D580mm

Normal RRP: £401.52, but your exclusive IKD Special Offer Price is just £199!

All prices include VAT, but exclude delivery and installation.  All products subject to availability - stocks are limited, so get your socks on if you want one!

Call Karan on (01536) 415280 right now!

WHAT MAKES 100%?

My friend Jon, emailed this to me this morning and I thought it would make you smile too...

What makes 100%?  What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  Have you ever been asked to give more than 100%?  How about achieving 103%?  What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathmathical formula that may help you answer these questions: If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is representated as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 & 26, then...

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

...and look how far ass kissing will take you...

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So we can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whilst HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there - it's BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that'll take you over the top!

At least we now know why some people are where they are!

S-BOX: THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX

The S-Box™ is a revolutionary new concept for the kitchen and the home.

Simple to operate and cleverly creating new space in the surface of any worktop or cabinet, the S-Box™ collection provides a range of useful items that can be hidden from view, and presented only when needed with the touch of a finger.

No electrics, no gas struts… no hassle!



S-Box: Key Box Top & Collar - Stainless Steel £280



 

S-Box: Knife Box Top & Collar (excl. knives) - Stainless Steel £304



S-Box: Power Box (3 Sockets) Top & Collar - Stainless Steel £265

 

 

S-Box: iPod Dock Box Top & Collar (excl. iPod) - Stainless Steel £345



S-Box: Power Box (2 Sockets + 2 USB) Top & Collar - Stainless Steel £305

S-Box: Spice Box Top & Collar (incls Jars) - Stainless Steel £280

  

This first S-Box™ range is a practical and stylish way to increase the storage space in your Kitchen and with a carefully selected range of products and contents to suit every taste, enables your kitchen to look clean, clutter-free and well presented.

Maximising otherwise wasted space towards the rear of the cabinet or within the voids in a kitchen island, S-Boxes™ can be easily installed and add value and innovation to any kitchen design.

Described as the most innovative development the kitchen market has seen since the soft-close drawer, the S-Box™ is set to become the next must-have accessory in every household and it's available with an IKD Kitchens' kitchen refurbishment - just ask during your free no obligation home design consultation with Ian.

Prices include VAT, but exclude delivery or installation.

IT COULDN'T BE DONE

Somebody said that it couldn’t be done,

But, he with a chuckle replied

That "maybe it couldn’t" but he would be one

Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried.

So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin on his face.

If he worried he hid it.

He started to sing as he tackled the thing

That couldn’t be done, and he did it.

Somebody scoffed: "Oh, you’ll never do that;

At least no one has done it";

But he took off his coat and he took off his hat,

And the first thing we knew he’d begun it.

With a lift of his chin and a bit of a grin,

Without any doubting or quiddit,

He started to sing as he tackled the thing

That couldn’t be done, and he did it.

There are thousands to tell you it cannot be done,

There are thousands to prophesy failure;

There are thousands to point out to you one by one,

The dangers that wait to assail you.

But just buckle it in with a bit of a grin,

Just take off your coat and go to it;

Just start to sing as you tackle the thing

That "couldn’t be done," and you’ll do it.

 

By Edgar Albert Guest